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A typical Emergent Nazarene Answer

Posted by nazarenepsalm113 on March 8, 2010

A typical Emergent Nazarene answer to his congregation.

Emergent Nazarene’s Congregation: “Pastor, should I add some arsenic to my water and drink it?”

Emergent Nazarene Pastor: “Well,folks, some people get a little sick when they drink
tainted water, and some don’t. It depends on their bodies.”
If you’re that thirsty, the water will certainly help you, but I
can’t agree that everything in the water is good for you.”

Emergent Nazarene’s congregation: “Huh?”

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